Dear China,
First, we would like to thank you for making India realize that we have been a too good neighboring friend for you. Well, you clearly don’t deserve that friendship after all!
Now looks like you are no different than your other neighboring “BFF”, Pakistan as you too have been creating a lot of ruckus on our border even when we are one of your biggest trade allies. But it is all our fault, you know why? Because we kept supporting you when the entire world was blaming you for the Coronavirus, we respected your stand for Hong Kong, Tibet, and Pakistan, but now you are being a prick by pestering on our land again.
Looks like it is out of your habit that you invade the privacy of people like you do to your citizens and invade the lands of countries like you did to Hong Kong, Tibet, Bhutan, and now India. Your recent manipulations with our neighboring friend Nepal have led to new border issues with India and in just a moment Nepal forgot about the support India gave them during the devastating earthquake. But thank you for defacing the truth for us, China!
Out of curiosity, how much more space do you need, and why? And how different are you from the United States who have always interfered in the peaceful lives of the Islamic and South American countries?
We were stupid that we ignored all your mischief since forever, but if you think that we will fall short in giving you a tough battle then you must understand that this is 2020 and India is stronger than you are and on a spree to be a better nation than you are, both economically and on humanitarian grounds.
The barbaric act of killing our soldiers with iron rods will be dealt in the same way when Pakistani troops beheaded Indian soldiers. So, you please don’t even dare to take us lightly!
Now, the entire world has turned their backs away from you, but India has all the support from your biggest rivals like the United States, Hong Kong, Tibet, Taiwan, or Israel. Don’t forget the UNSC membership as your petty Veto couldn’t stop that either.
The controversial Chinese media has always belittled India and they assumed that we don’t have befitting replies, but we don’t believe in cheap pranks. We lost to you only once in 1962, but this is 2020, and if you didn’t realize then India has been USING you as cheap labor for years now to build the biggest economy of the world, but you were quite busy in claiming our land.
And if you doubt our capability, then you may want to ask your dear friend Pakistan about the time we cleaned our borders overnight with 2 surgical strikes in retaliation to their attacks on our unarmed soldiers. (Obviously, as they are your friends, they never accepted the facts!)
So, think what we will do with you, now!
We were friends and we will be friendly, but don’t assume that we don’t have the balls to chop yours because we are no more “HINDI CHINI BHAI BHAI!“
You were and will always be indebted to India! When you didn’t have a culture, we gave you Buddhism, we made you rich by letting you build our Statue of Unity, and we can continue to use you as and when we want. And please do not forget that one step from India towards the trade ban can make you lose billions and as India is becoming the hub of manufacturing, we will replace you in less than a decade.
It is for your good to clear our lands or even if you want to fight then fight like soldiers and not like your dear friend Pakistan (Umm… invasion and terrorism!). So, keep up and stay away because we don’t want you to blame us later that we didn’t warn you.
The Shameless Indian 